10 Ways Carole Could Of Gotten Rid Of Don Lewis

Just like so many other of you out there, Im actually a big fan of "The Tiger King". I LOVE me some Joe Exotic. But something that has me even more perplexed, what happened to Jack Donald Lewis? There are so many theories out there, that make sense. Although, I am here to tell you different ways that Carole could of gotten rid of Don's body.

This list is meant for entertainment purposes. In no way am I implying that Carole Baskin did any of this. But to go along with all the theories everyone is throwing out. Most of what was found for the list I found somewhere else. I am not trying to teach anyone how to get rid of a body.

1. GOOD OL FASHION BURIAL- This is the most likely of them all, because the law enforcement checked all 40 acres for Don, to no avail. The issue with this is that when they were combing the area, they were only checking on top of the ground for him. They weren't searching for any freshly dug dirt, or under piles of leaves. The only way they would be able to see if he is actually buried on the property, is if they were to bring in cadaver dogs. They are specifically trained to sniff out decomposing bodies.
2. BURYING THEM UNDER A COFFIN- Seems like too much work, but if you are trying to hide a body, this may be one of the best ways to do it. Imagine it, you're trying to hide a body, so you go to a cemetery and dig up a fresh plot, and you put the body underneath the coffin. The major issue with this, is you need special equipment to even get the coffin into the grave to begin with. So if you were wanting to do this, you would actually need a mortician and grave digger that are just as screwed up as you are. This theory doesn't seem likely. There wasn't alot of information about the property, and how close they were to other properties or even the nearest cemetery.
3. FEED HIM TO THE CATS- One of the theories is that Carole fed Don to a tiger. I think if anything, she fed him to a lion. After doing some research, there is a big difference when it comes to human meat preference with lions and tigers. Tigers are actually don't like human meat, they only bite and attack if there is a reason to. But, Lions actually love human meat. After doing a quick search, the only thing I could find was a news article about a Tiger that attacked and killed 32 people. 
4. BURN EM- Another way she could of gotten rid of him is to have burned him up. I dont think she had access to a furnace that could handle something like that, or be able to reach the temperature of 1000 celcius/1832 f. The closest thing you could use to do something like that is a bon fire. But to be clear, even with a furnace, she would of had to keep him in there for minimum 3 hours. I think if she had burnt him, it would of not only caused a horrific burnt hair smell, but it would of caused massive jet black smoking to trigger curiosity from the neighbors. But yet again, at the time, the property was 40 acres, now it's 60 acres plus.
5. SETTING UP A DECOY TO THROW THEM OFF- So, for this to work, she would of had to bury him about 10 feet down, and have an animal buried near the top. Actually, it would have to be a pet, because any other animal you would expect them to feed it to the cat's. But if it was a fellow, loved pet, you wouldn't think they would feed them to the cats. This one will throw off just about anyone. Even if law enforcement found the grave, they would begin to dig and they would quickly find a dog or something. More than likely, they arent going to continue digging to see whats underneath, really, whats the point of that? It would actually be a really smart move on her behalf.
6. FED HIM TO PIGS- Out of all the possibilities, this one would be the only that would help get rid of his body in a short period of time without much effort. Pig's teeth are so sharp and deadly, it is said that they can cut through flesh like a hot knife through a stick of butter. Pigs will eat anything and everything. And they will not leave anything left. After doing a couple searches, all I found was that the couple may have owned a piglet at their home, but they did not have pigs at their sanctuary. 
7. DISSOLVE HIM IN ACID- Yes, like Walter White and Jesse Pinkman did in the show, Breaking Bad. In the show they make it look like it happens so fast, but that's television for you. In reality, Hydrofluoric Acid takes days to do anything like what you see on TV. You would have a better chance getting the job done if you were to use something that is meant to unclog the drain. Why? Because it's meant to break down human particles like feces and hair. And Im not sure how or where she would of found anything like that, especially over 20 years ago.
8. WOOD CHIPPER- Not sure if they even owned one, but you would think with the fact they were living on 40 acres, with all those trees around, that they may have one somewhere. But even if you were to use a body in a wood chipper, you would still have to figure out where you are going to put the body, yet again. In the rose bushes maybe. Bonemeal is supposed to be really good for plants. So gross.
9. UNDER THE SEPTIC TANK- One thing I noticed in the show is that, at first she said that it was already functional and the person was already living on the property, so how would she be able to put him under it. Then later on, one of the officers that were assigned to the case, changed everything that Carole had said in the beginning. If he really isn't under there, then why doesn't she just let him check.
10. SEND HIM OUT TO SEA- This one is time consuming. And you have to be able to lift and drag the weight of the person. Then put them on the boat, and just like the movies, tie some cynder blocks to his feet so he sinks and never comes up.